trying to find Priscilla's new place = bad news
- pulling into the old folks' home
- driving round and round looking for parking
- wasting 10 min+

trying to work out in a skirt = bad news
- uncomfort
- impossible to remain "lady-like"

trying to learn how to play pool w/ butt fetish girl around = bad news
- trying to learn
- getting blue chalk on my butt
- total violation